(ovaries): "voracious reader. amateur microbiologist. discerning film viewer. smart. enjoys hilarious anecdotes. dislikes food. likes fun. has some siblings. sister tries to copy her. sort of pretty if you catch her in the right light."
(novaries): "Like mustard gas in an elementary school, asbestos cotton candy for the blind, thalidomide for pregnant moms, and a needle-swapping game of chess."